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By serenity_rose - 15/07/2016 16:04 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, at the doctor office I had to give a urine sample. After five minutes on the toilet with no luck peeing, I decided to try squatting and it worked. I peed all over my hand, the floor and the outside of the sample bottle. I did not manage to pee in the sample bottle. FML

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