Miscellaneous: Today, at Lacrosse practice, my coach told me to be more physical...

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By LacrosseFAIL - 21/05/2016 00:09 - United States

Today, at Lacrosse practice, my coach told me to be more physical whilst playing defense. I ender up breaking another teammate's Ribs after a full body check, and won't be able to play any more games. FML.

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ctosc 21

Sunday 22 May 2016 0:05

There is a difference between more physical and a full body check.

infectedsense 15

Sunday 22 May 2016 10:54

This just made me think of Teen Wolf.

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ctosc 21

Sunday 22 May 2016 0:05

There is a difference between more physical and a full body check.

infectedsense 15

Sunday 22 May 2016 10:54

This just made me think of Teen Wolf.

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