Health: Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me...

By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 00:46 - United States - Oregon

Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me so hard in the groin that my protective cup pushed back with enough force to crack the bone. FML

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By Bonecrusher - 27/03/2015 22:50 - United States - Sonoma

Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML

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Tuesday 21 August 2012 9:03

Dude, that's why I don't play football. That must have hurt. Hope you are feeling better.

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Tuesday 21 August 2012 9:04

That's one of the ultimate FMLs for a guy.

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Roxanna1029 14

Saturday 31 August 2013 22:58

YDI for playing football

phantomxbg 17

Friday 8 April 2016 16:04

Get low

H4H 15

Saturday 2 July 2016 19:33

Did anyone else physically cringe reading this?

Matthew Lane 3

Saturday 24 June 2017 21:41

I've had that happen before.. on my I wasn't using a cup? hope you feel better man, love all you football players out there!!

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