Intimacy: Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

By SallyGeen - 27/07/2011 07:23 - United Kingdom

Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

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gronkuus 4

Wednesday 3 August 2011 17:49

heard it before

rjlloyd 0

Friday 5 August 2011 15:29

That's ****** up

wolvshadow 0

Friday 5 August 2011 19:40

how in bloody hell?!?!?

sassychickk 0

Friday 5 August 2011 19:45

WTF ?

mynameisnoone 2

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:14

i dont get it?

lizliz23 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:56

u ******* suck

lackofcorporate 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 2:17

lolwut

QBGirl123 8

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:42

...wat

Franco24 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 6:27

- lucky.

chicajojobe 1

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:18

Well that's just...profoundly disturbing.

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