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By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 09:45 - Canada - Thompson

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Sunday 29 April 2012 15:54

Bananas mean serious business, OP.

tayza249 20

Sunday 29 April 2012 15:57

Was he singing 'Peanut butter jelly time' ?

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kkjkidonthate 4

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:16

Was Brain in the suit? Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

kkjkidonthate 4

Sunday 29 April 2012 17:16

Brian*** dam auto correct!

titzenpitzer 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:17

did you slip?

student414 3

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:27

what are you doing on fml... that is not a fml, its awesome!!!

Ruffclue 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:29

Did u happen to tell him that apples are better??

patacus 14

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:31

lol. this FML is appeeling to my interests

Zomg_Okay 26

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:44

This is one of those FMLs that needs more background information. Unless the OP is kind enough to indulge me, I will no doubt waste the rest of the day wondering, "Why?"

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:51

I fought a guy in salad suit, that's pretty much the same, right?

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:53

I'm sorry you messed with the wrong banana.

yoyolo_fml 3

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:58

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEAUNUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, AYYYYOOO AYYYYYO

HolaJessicaHola 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:58

I'm a banana I'm a banana I'm a banana LOOK AT ME MOVE

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