Intimacy: Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom,...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 01:37 - United States - Duarte

Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML

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Sunday 30 September 2012 9:35

So much win, give the guy a medal!

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Sunday 30 September 2012 9:49

I guess "Who's there?" wouldn't have been appropriate.

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thew_fml 14

Sunday 30 September 2012 15:14

everyone knows the proper response to "knock knock" is not "come in" but "who's there?"

honeybadgerDG2S 2

Sunday 30 September 2012 15:18

Vampire?

ManicGypsy 22

Sunday 30 September 2012 15:25

My thoughts exactly, #46. He couldn't "enter" until he was invited in. Hehe.

pooldude 24

Sunday 30 September 2012 15:58

What a gentleman! I dont see the problem :P

PantheraRazorK 5

Sunday 30 September 2012 16:34

The good thing? He could never rape someone.

4th3b3st 3

Sunday 30 September 2012 16:48

What a polite vampire!

j_cat187 19

Sunday 30 September 2012 17:09

At least he didn't kick in the door.

Cierus 5

Sunday 30 September 2012 17:41

.... As a woman and how frustrating it is to keep the moment up sometimes, I'd be kinda upset about that stuff like that kills my mood.

onorexveritas 23

Sunday 30 September 2012 18:02

just tryna have fun with you lol

melinaiz325 2

Sunday 30 September 2012 18:25

Haha!!!

EMW20 10

Sunday 30 September 2012 20:22

That would kill the mood. FYL OP.

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