Miscellaneous: Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one...

By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 07:50 - United States - Tucson

Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML

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Federgirl 19

Friday 18 April 2014 22:11

damn that's crazy..hope u were ok after. fyl.

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Thursday 28 May 2015 20:43

That's not where I saw this going

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