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By Cxisbest - 23/03/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML

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Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML

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ollie179 21

Thursday 24 March 2011 8:29

tell em to go f*ck themselves

insanesna1l 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 9:29

just hope you never end up in prison

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Miss_Blonde 1

Thursday 24 March 2011 11:37

Its a good excuse to make them feel guilty and pay for a make over and shopping spree:):)

hawkster90 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 12:16

I don't see how this is a FML. Androgyny is in.

Xquisite1 28

Thursday 24 March 2011 12:49

It's Pat!

DepartureAvenue 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 12:53

happens to me all the time. learn to laugh it off.

Igor_g5 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 13:18

If you try looking like a woman people won't think you're a man.

s0ftlipz 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 13:23

lmao

TheWorldGreatest 8

Thursday 24 March 2011 14:05

time for new clothes and a new hair style.

Bekll 31

Thursday 24 March 2011 14:07

I wish I could confuse people like that since I'm genderqueer.

ILoveYourDespair 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 15:01

I'm telling you Joe, she has a penis!

garner20 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 15:06

hermanferdite

Picking_Kuppies 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 16:11

Can't stop laughing at your comment, #76.

dropdead16 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 22:44

:D ha!

Sprechchor 12

Thursday 19 April 2012 19:42

Hermaphrodite.

hmlftw 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 16:26

19 Get a clue...maybe you should look at yourself in the mirror one more time before hating on somone you don't know.

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