Miscellaneous: Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in...

By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML

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By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

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Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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Today, when I woke up, I quickly pulled the bed sheet with my right arm to get out of the bed. I failed to notice that a big portion of the sheet was pinned under my body. My arm dislocated and I fainted because of the pain. Great way to start the day. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

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By QuestionMyLife - 01/10/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML

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By katharine - 15/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML

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Destro109 20

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:05

the drawer of opportunity shut on you pretty quick. fyl.

iNewKid 20

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:05

If I were you, I'd stay in bed for today. It's not your lucky day, madame!

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juarezj96 12

Thursday 27 February 2014 7:53

Great start to your day huh?

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Thursday 27 February 2014 11:53

Well good morning! :)

RANDALL4801 11

Thursday 27 February 2014 13:44

how did u type this then?

telli164 30

Thursday 27 February 2014 15:53

That's definitely a sign, you weren't meant to get out of bed today :P

patheticlife99 2

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:41

that has to be like the wrost thing ever.

Ishilied 11

Friday 28 February 2014 17:45

... I think you and I would both die if we had a sleepover. XD

mkayden 23

Saturday 1 March 2014 10:21

Outstanding achievement OP hahaha. Jk, feel better soon :)

harlsnerdbird 9

Monday 18 January 2016 19:59

Boy, you're just all sorts of fun lol

HunkyMumbles 27

Friday 5 February 2016 23:41

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