Miscellaneous: Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After...

By aelia_oups - 31/12/2012 22:09 - France - Taverny

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

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dancer4moon 8

Tuesday 1 January 2013 1:23

She's rude!

breakingbad_fml 27

Tuesday 1 January 2013 1:23

At least she didn't try and kill you herself. With that being said: Your mom is rude. ***Didn't see that first comment there, sorry.

Comments

Sunkistlover718 21

Tuesday 1 January 2013 1:59

Don't ever point those things at yourself or others; you never know when they're loaded!

GoArmy57 7

Tuesday 1 January 2013 1:59

What a lovely mother you have...

BingleBop 18

Tuesday 1 January 2013 2:04

Wait, what? Allergic to FRUIT?

CakeFake 16

Tuesday 1 January 2013 2:05

Wow! What a bitch! ): Sorry OP.

brittanywashere 14

Tuesday 1 January 2013 2:10

What a bitch! FYL OP.

Forlorn420 9

Tuesday 1 January 2013 2:12

give her a cucumber and tell her to go **** herself

malfanese 6

Tuesday 1 January 2013 2:15

At least she remembers your allergy!

iCake 13

Tuesday 1 January 2013 2:17

Kinda innapropiate?

skyenoelle 15

Tuesday 1 January 2013 2:18

She sounds like such a sweetheart!

cocofran820 6

Tuesday 1 January 2013 2:19

That's awful!!:(

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