Food and Health: Today, all three of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets. FML - FML

By agnosticstudy - 28/01/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, all three of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets. FML

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ATorpedo 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:57

Where is the "I agree, your life is delicious" option?

xcardixx 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 18:13

yummmm (=

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xcardixx 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 18:13

yummmm (=

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 15:18

I WISH I had six hot pockets right now to eat for the rest of the day. Haha

boycrazy30007 12

Friday 30 November 2012 20:53

He meant he made 2 hot pockets into 3 meals

Peachy2392 26

Monday 25 November 2013 18:42

No, he really didn't.

Vincenzo_fml 1

Friday 13 March 2009 17:19

You no want normal food, you want Hot Pocket!

xania_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:39

wait...was each meal two hot pockets..or two hot pockets total?

kornonthecobb 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 21:47

each meal was 2 hot pockets he ate 6 total all day

starberries 0

Friday 5 November 2010 15:28

If he had six Hot Pockets he should have said, "Each of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets." That's probably what he meant, but the way it's worded, it says that he ate a total of two Hot Pockets.

xxrogerthatxx 19

Monday 4 August 2014 23:31

no, the way it's worded makes it sounds like he had 3 meals all day, which consisted of 2 hotpockets each.

x_Leen 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 22:40

Hot pockets are awesome [:

bloodyhotdog 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:42

deeeeead pocket /jim gaffigan

1234554321_ 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:19

wow, wish I could do that, but as far as I've gotten was getting to see my ribs. ONCE, and I Ddo have OCD. But otherwise that was a JK :)

Peachy2392 26

Monday 25 November 2013 18:43

Stop talking.

The12thPaladin 8

Thursday 4 February 2016 1:02

OCD isn't related to food

rie_rie49 0

Monday 23 March 2009 6:56

how the hell is that FML?

ATorpedo 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:57

Where is the "I agree, your life is delicious" option?

piderman13 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 22:10

hot pockets are so delicious!!! i wish i had some right now....

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