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By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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protect the fragiles

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Boom nut shot.

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metman9192 2

Friday 5 February 2010 5:50

well, look on the bright side atleast u caught it. You should've worn a cup. lol

danii1996 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 0:31

lol sounds painful ... but it's hilarious!! thnx 4makin my day

miarules96 0

Friday 1 April 2011 9:23

ouch damn!

lemonademixer 7

Tuesday 5 February 2013 7:40

You still caught it :)

TheKingOfHearts 19

Sunday 19 June 2016 4:01

HA! GOT EEM!!!

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