Miscellaneous: Today, after trying for several days to change some details on... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/01/2014 21:09 - United States

Today, after trying for several days to change some details on the social security website, I got fed up and called them. I waited nearly two hours on hold, and when I finally got through, the guy on the other end just told me to reboot my computer and try again, then hung up on me. FML

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Kyuzomi 12

Wednesday 15 January 2014 2:10

Thats the first thing people tell you when something is wrong with technology. "Have you tried turning it on or off?"

Bulldozer36 21

Wednesday 15 January 2014 2:12

Ahh, gotta love the well oiled machine that is the US government.

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DreamRequiem212 8

Friday 17 January 2014 11:39

Pretty soon, your healthcare will be handled by the same people. Isn't that great?!

AgentPlatypus73 8

Wednesday 22 January 2014 23:20

Did it work?

cdaspirit 15

Saturday 28 April 2018 7:36

Sounds about right

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