Miscellaneous: Today, after repairing the toilet, the light, the shower, the...

By Melie-Melo - 16/12/2008 07:55 - United Kingdom

Today, after repairing the toilet, the light, the shower, the cooker and the heater in the flat I've just moved into, my boiler dies. It's mid December, about 1 degree outside. FML

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Monday 23 February 2009 23:06

See, this is where you start leaving flaming bags of sh*t in front of your landlady's door.

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Tuesday 7 July 2015 14:04

Time to stock up on electric blankets

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Tuesday 28 June 2016 21:24

I would love that, seeing as it's 106vfor me right now

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