Work: Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable,... - FML

By kitkat3308 - 30/03/2015 05:06 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML

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FkMySugar 19

Monday 30 March 2015 15:21

Kill her with kindness. Bitches hate that plus then she will look like the bad guy :)

Clevelandians 17

Monday 30 March 2015 15:20

I'd have been a little more nervous if she WAS excited to see you...

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jat_fml 3

Tuesday 31 March 2015 15:53

this must be turn to film asap!!!!

Ann_Onyme 17

Tuesday 31 March 2015 23:26

Good luck ..

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