Awkward, ACAB, Cops and Love: Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date...

By thekriss - 23/08/2012 20:28 - France - Paris

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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Friday 24 August 2012 0:13

Hey man, you never know maybe she likes that kind of stuff.

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Nanael_fml 4

Saturday 25 August 2012 14:39

Very funny, thank you

isamisis 9

Saturday 25 August 2012 15:03

That's great. If she goes out with you again - leave the handcuffs @ home.

Mossadchick 5

Saturday 25 August 2012 22:56

As a police officer I feel your pain. Everytime I see someone doing something illegal I find myself attempting to turn on my lights in my civilian car.