Today, after my friends persuaded me to sign up for a dating... - FML

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By whatisinternetlove - 20/03/2018 19:19 - United States - Hammond

Today, after my friends persuaded me to sign up for a dating website to get over an abusive relationship, I found a guy that piqued my interest. Building up my courage, I sent him a small message. Not even two minutes later, he deleted his profile. FML

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Thursday 22 March 2018 23:30

it happens. don't give up on the site yet, keep going. I highly doubt it was personal and may well have not had anything to do with you so please try not to worry about it or let this bad incident stop you from getting what you want.

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interesting33 36

Thursday 22 March 2018 23:30

it happens. don't give up on the site yet, keep going. I highly doubt it was personal and may well have not had anything to do with you so please try not to worry about it or let this bad incident stop you from getting what you want.

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Today, on my first day off in over a week of working for my new job, and covering for a sickness at work, I get called into work for an audit… which we failed due to a lack of training. Where is the manager who's supposed to be training me? On holiday in Spain. Oh and my partner is considering divorce due to work. FML

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Today, I was considering joining the army, so I asked my veteran uncle what the worst bits are. He told me the worst was learning for yourself just how horrible it is to see the light go out behind someone’s eyes as they die with your bullet in their chest. I don’t want to join the army anymore. FML

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Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

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Today, I met my new neighbor while taking out the trash. Trying to be friendly, I said, “Hey, I think we share a wall!” He replied, “Yeah, I know. I can hear every time you cry while listening to Sufjan Stevens.” FML

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