Love: Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only... - FML

By 123alleyesonme - 02/11/2012 04:17 - United States - Austin

Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML

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Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML

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xKites 4

Friday 2 November 2012 11:52

Apparently so does his.

speckledots 29

Friday 2 November 2012 11:55

He won't be acting that way when other heads start turning in your direction.

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minagiv 11

Friday 2 November 2012 22:17

YDI for marrying and staying with this complete asshole.

sdh715 6

Friday 2 November 2012 22:40

And you are still with him why?

cece_miless 8

Friday 2 November 2012 22:53

Get rid of him. !

Mynameislinh 24

Friday 2 November 2012 22:56

So apparently you married a man who wasn't pleased about your appearance nor your personality? YDI, for marrying someone like that. FYL, for not divorcing him EARLIER.

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 2 November 2012 23:26

And you're with this asshole WHY?

thevoiceoflogic 2

Friday 2 November 2012 23:53

wow, he sounds like a d-bag. You could do better.

Blahblah9921 4

Saturday 3 November 2012 0:13

wow what an asshole

banan001 6

Saturday 3 November 2012 0:40

Wow sounds like you hav a great hubby

HighlandShadows 48

Saturday 3 November 2012 1:22

And why exactly have you stayed with him?

gracehi 31

Saturday 3 November 2012 1:25

Oh my ******* goodness, people! It's "lose", with ONE "O" not "loose!" To "loose" something is to release it from captivity or bondage.

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Today, in front of all my family, my grandmother said it was so funny how my brother was my mother’s favorite, while my sister was my father’s favorite. When I asked whose favorite I was, there was silence. From everyone. Including my parents. Guess I know where I’m not wanted now. FML

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