Health: Today, after having taken hormone tablets to try to increase... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/07/2012 19:25 - United States - Nixa

Today, after having taken hormone tablets to try to increase my cup size, I realized that I've basically reversed my menopause. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 23 July 2012 2:27

You should never fool around with your hormones for cosmetic purposes. Period.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 23 July 2012 2:29

You really get to the bloody point, don't you?

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crystalxa 35

Wednesday 25 September 2013 19:24

learn to love your body!

Vince_Masuka 12

Tuesday 8 July 2014 5:17

Isn't that good?

KrazyKatz3 26

Saturday 19 August 2017 23:54

If you got through menopause with the boobs you had.... It's not really the age you change things like that is it? I don't support changing your body for anything other than medical reasons but I thought if you were that unhappy...

marthamydear23 9

Friday 1 September 2017 2:39

you sound like an idiot. ydi

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