Intimacy: Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and...

By Maxie-Nathanial - 23/05/2010 09:10 - United States

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML

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TheUglyBassist 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 19:03

and how exactly was he killed?

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hsimon12351 8

Saturday 30 November 2013 17:28

That's priceless!

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Saturday 25 April 2015 21:46

He's awesome!

Thekbking 11

Monday 26 September 2016 2:23

there is so much yes in this fml post. I love it

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