Miscellaneous: Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly...

By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML

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By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

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Monday 9 September 2013 12:12

No worries, I'm sure your hair is fabulous!

lonewolf621 17

Monday 9 September 2013 12:13

Do what pleases you not others OP. Hope you leared your lesson.

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doglover100 28

Saturday 8 February 2014 1:27

I'm sure your hair is fine.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 8 November 2014 22:05

I bet your hair is great.

Solano2580 24

Thursday 29 January 2015 19:55

I had a similar situation, except when I got it cut people told me I looked like Levi from Attack on Titan, which was exactly what I was going for

TheAspieDork 27

Tuesday 23 August 2016 15:48

I guess you just have a feminine face

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