Love: Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me...

By Claire - 19/01/2013 13:51 - United States - Parkville

Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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Saturday 19 January 2013 19:21

At least he thinks you'll be great at something?

Jonaahhhh 12

Saturday 19 January 2013 19:26

Tell him he will make a great estranged father.

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Raykyogrou03 12

Tuesday 22 January 2013 3:15

Was your comeback "You'll make a great corpse one day!"?

mockingbird2216 11

Wednesday 10 April 2013 8:11

Hahaha he has much faith in you ;)

ad1836 19

Thursday 12 November 2015 11:55

LOL

Defcon420Ganja 3

Thursday 28 January 2016 22:49

I'm sorry but that is the best comeback I have ever heard! xD

randybryant799 20

Thursday 30 December 2021 7:16

Sorry but I think that's funny.

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