Love: Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush,...

By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 20:08 - United States - Clarksville

Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML

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WCARlover 34

Saturday 27 June 2015 16:15

You may have gotten laid but the price was paid

lily05_fml 16

Saturday 27 June 2015 16:08

You should have done it in the shower

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chaseafterwind82 29

Sunday 28 June 2015 1:37

Doesn't matter, had sex.

Krwman 8

Sunday 28 June 2015 1:42

"Thanks for the memories, sweetheart..."

chaseafterwind82 29

Sunday 28 June 2015 1:50

Del Mar High School! Yeah!

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 28 June 2015 5:18

Every time I read this I have to scratch myself...I feel line a crawling on me...

badblaby 8

Sunday 28 June 2015 5:41

You don't get head lice the day of. There's an incubation cycle.

savemeSheehan 8

Sunday 28 June 2015 5:59

ewww

vdh5ever 4

Sunday 28 June 2015 10:05

Crush? Lice? How old are you, 10?

spinda 22

Sunday 28 June 2015 18:43

At least she didn't give you pubes lice.

Flashman9000 9

Sunday 28 June 2015 20:14

better head than public.

Nico19_fml 3

Sunday 28 June 2015 20:42

At least it was HEAD lice

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