Intimacy: Today after finally letting the guy that I've been seeing go... - FML

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By TheSue - 26/04/2016 05:11 - Canada - Milton

Today after finally letting the guy that I've been seeing go down on me, he comes up and looks me dead in the eye and says, 'hey so.. you just got your period.. in my mouth..' FML

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laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 26 April 2016 16:41

If he stays with you, you keep him and love his ass hard. He could've reacted waaaayyyy worse than that, and rightfully so! Anyone who can keep his head with another's uterine wall in his mouth is a keeper!

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laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 26 April 2016 16:41

If he stays with you, you keep him and love his ass hard. He could've reacted waaaayyyy worse than that, and rightfully so! Anyone who can keep his head with another's uterine wall in his mouth is a keeper!

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