Intimacy: Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she...

By Anonymous - 05/09/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML

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By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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gfunk1127 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 12:09

you should fulfill her fantasy and "glaze" her!

Moy_fml 6

Sunday 5 September 2010 12:07

But cupcakes are nice

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BRobbins1 14

Wednesday 9 December 2015 4:56

Your missing the big picture here. If you got your rocks off then does it really matter if she didn't?

power565 7

Friday 1 January 2016 22:59

marry her

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