By Jack - 10/01/2016 02:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
I agree, your life sucks 611
You deserved it 54
End-of-year festivities: New Year's Eve fun and frolics
End the year on a high note with anecdotes where every New Year's Eve firecracker is synonymous with laughter! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

geekpower_fml 28

I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.

338 2
Feklfekl2222 32

If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj

297 4

Comments

GAJones4221 10

Unless she's saying this during your special time I don't see the problem.

0 0
Overlord247 20

Did anybody else picture OP's gf as the cat lady from the simpsons in about 50 years?

0 0
MrKdv 14

I will talk to my boyfriend like that when we get ourselves some cats. Also, I like the drawings!

0 0
hennessy89 34

Look at the bright side, at least you're her favorite. She could have liked her cats better!

1 0
twentymore345 8

Hey,I wouldnt be mad...Idk how I feel about this one really

0 0