Intimacy: Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked... - FML

By Boned...hard - 28/01/2010 00:09 - France

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Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked at me and said "I'm not feeling it. But does this mean we can have sex?" FML

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mae18_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:43

and the douche bag award goes to

Radi0Waves 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:59

He's your BEST friend? You have great taste.

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blingblingbling 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 10:40

Shut up and stop complaining, it could of gone a lot worse. You're lucky you still have a best friend.

dodgewama 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 14:35

I should agree

viper63 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 17:14

true

gmonks 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 19:05

yeah! **** him (literally) and get over with it.

ibaun21 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 13:09

whell what should he have done at least he's strait up

babybubz 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 13:25

maybe he was just trying to ease an awkward situation with a little humor...

fml9585 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 13:57

so can he?

cheezymac 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 14:38

r u a lesbo

manbearpig28 3

Thursday 28 January 2010 15:22

smart fella

CitizenSnipz 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 15:24

Look out, I sense a Kayne West joke coming your way! (Clears throat) I SAID...

metalhead7 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 15:35

at least u coulda got laid (just to look at the brightside)

smanahing6 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 18:16

be happy fuxk him

BlueTwist89 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 18:21

Aww, poor OP. Some people on this website are so harsh. It might be a medical condition :(. And LOL at "nerves" carrying the urine. Go back to school or stay in school!

BrownSugar_fml 5

Thursday 28 January 2010 18:41

Hmm, I'm guessing you sexed him anyways :) good for you

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