Money: Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change...

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML

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Thursday 9 July 2009 23:00

so you wouldn't care if you dropped 900€ into a drain ?

AK 2

Thursday 9 July 2009 12:40

Oh god, that sucks. Did you get the quarter anyway?

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akd0786 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:38

it was just a quarter

Shyman4ever 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:08

Phail

DamnDatFML 0

Friday 9 April 2010 12:49

you phail......DAMNIT

suri23 11

Friday 10 July 2009 1:24

It's bad if the sewer rats know how to use yr credit cards!

Pink_ElePhant88 0

Friday 10 July 2009 3:24

Should have just let the quarter go

michaeltran 0

Friday 10 July 2009 3:46

at least you got dinner ;)

MadamOracle 0

Friday 10 July 2009 5:59

wow that sucks sorry. that wouldve happened to me too.

Killakamikaze27 0

Friday 10 July 2009 7:34

should have put your wallet in your pocket YDI

kaitRAGE 0

Friday 10 July 2009 7:47

YDI for giving a shit about a 25c. -.-'

kaitRAGE 0

Friday 10 July 2009 7:49

@26, chyeah. I had to think about it for a minute.

theoceanscool 0

Friday 10 July 2009 8:12

Not all clothes have pockets.

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