LGBTQIA+ and Love: Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I...

By Just_do_it_17 - 09/05/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

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Monday 9 May 2011 12:12

How'd you survive for so long in a closet?

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Monday 9 May 2011 12:04

Sounds like they just want you to be straight for them. Be yourself!

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Monday 9 May 2011 16:06

You're a lesbian, why would you want a man?

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