By orely44 - 08/03/2013 14:13 - France - Rez

Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML
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Cats can often be assholes, and assholes often fart. The equation was right in front of you, just under the surface. You could've prevented this.

perdix 29

I can visualize the cat saying, "I fart in your general direction" in an outrageous French accent. They oughta make a movie like that!

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Obey_StudBoii 23
hubbs666 2

Woah cats are so cool! My dog only does tricks and comes when I call and has outrageous loyalty..

I smell a 12 year old who thinks that anyone actually cares about his preference in pets.

86- you probably shouldn't be smelling 12 year olds.

Maybe it was a dare from his cat buddies

I know a toddler that does that. It's pleasant.

That sounds about right, OP. we have two cats and a dog, and I swear all of them think it's a great joke to do things like that.

I seen this post in moderation. well actually two of them, same exact post but with different types of animals. one was a cat and the other was a dog. .... this shit is fake.

lc1989 10

You deserve it for letting a cat bully you.

onorexveritas 23