Health and Painful: Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally...

By Jeff - 02/08/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML

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His testicles, balls, scrotum, ‘nads, gonads, stones, huevos...

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slowhandjp 18

Friday 2 August 2019 4:18

Hi! I'm Japanes.What does "right on my nuts''mean?

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Friday 2 August 2019 5:16

His testicles, balls, scrotum, ‘nads, gonads, stones, huevos...

RichardPencil 30

Friday 2 August 2019 5:17

Was it an accident or retribution for the ginormous medical bill?

Memnoc 26

Friday 2 August 2019 7:15

Pain displacement therapy!

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