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By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML

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Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML

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Sunday 15 April 2012 20:02

... #3 gets thumbed down

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Sunday 15 April 2012 20:01

Did the ground swallow you and your paranoia up?

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Candice0687 0

Monday 16 April 2012 0:41

Oh no someone was staring at you so lets scream at them, grow up it's not like she was hurting you by staring.

11mandy80 6

Monday 16 April 2012 0:43

WOW! JUST WOW!

EmmanuelManny 0

Monday 16 April 2012 1:00

Well gosh you didn't have to scream OP

syraxthered 5

Monday 16 April 2012 1:52

OP: she was stealing my soul!

linkinpark98 23

Monday 16 April 2012 2:50

Don't you think that screaming was a little over the top, OP? YDI.

RSerce 2

Monday 16 April 2012 3:06

So? Just let the awkwardness go. The worst thing would be to make her feel worse about her disability. Apologize and move on.

BrownSugar10940 2

Monday 16 April 2012 3:12

U didn't notice that?

LadyJoker21 0

Monday 16 April 2012 3:19

Jerk

UltimateGIRness 16

Monday 16 April 2012 3:33

I hop you apologized when you were done

supermattyboy 0

Monday 16 April 2012 3:39

trolol

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