Money and Miscellaneous: Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the...

By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 20:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML

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By imwithapples22 - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML

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Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:06

If you chose to spend the last of your money on a haircut, you kinda deserved it...

cacheson 41

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:28

Sounds like not her fault... hope the haircut helps you get a better job!

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abut95 8

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:05

Burn it down.

604 11

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:06

If you chose to spend the last of your money on a haircut, you kinda deserved it...

newemby 0

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:20

your hair is all you had left in the world? that sounds incredibly overdramatic.

Amdwew 2

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:24

Why so much money dou

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:28

You know when they say, "hair today, gone tomorrow."

cacheson 41

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:28

Sounds like not her fault... hope the haircut helps you get a better job!

redblips 13

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:38

I feel you, this place is a frozen wasteland on a good day. Good luck OP!

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:40

I'll bet most of the cost was from weeding in your nether regions.

TabooSushi 24

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:50

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Wednesday 1 February 2017 6:32

Unless you were naked, pretty sure you still have stuff in this world!

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