Miscellaneous: Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was...

By jitiizer - 19/09/2012 17:02 - Netherlands - Leeuwarden

Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

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boating_guy 33

Wednesday 19 September 2012 22:18

Buy a gun. Dare him to **** with you again.

Fence 8

Wednesday 19 September 2012 22:18

Aw DAMN. That's creepy as heck.

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Shroomk 9

Wednesday 19 September 2012 23:08

Call the local authorities. Certainly you must've done something about it when you posted this. Make sue to give out his number too.

Iknowsomestuff 9

Wednesday 19 September 2012 23:08

Any chance you have his number now? That would go a long way to uncovering who he is.

st333ph 12

Wednesday 19 September 2012 23:10

That's scary as hell..u

stormchaser24 24

Wednesday 19 September 2012 23:15

Make a bobby trap, or install cameras. Then buy a 12 gauge. That will scare anyone.

sharksfan48 13

Wednesday 19 September 2012 23:16

Can someone say M16? I think next time he's watching you you should give him welcome back present >:D

chashem 17

Wednesday 19 September 2012 23:22

That's so scary. I wouldn't want to be alone ever after that.

mamby211 5

Wednesday 19 September 2012 23:29

Sorry to tell ya but looks like you have a stalker on your hands.

User57777 13

Wednesday 19 September 2012 23:32

I've always been curious how people like that find the other person's number…

thewife5 19

Thursday 20 September 2012 6:33

And why are you curious???? ;)

Evilpirate 10

Wednesday 19 September 2012 23:34

Time to move? :p

simonepedretti 7

Wednesday 19 September 2012 23:53

OMFG

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