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By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 23:29 - Switzerland

Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML

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Saturday 10 August 2013 5:31

Buddy, he did you a favor.

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Comments

bribritaytay 11

Saturday 10 August 2013 20:22

Smoking kills.

Krystal3408 32

Saturday 10 August 2013 20:34

That's a sign. Quit smoking.

ball_is_life 2

Saturday 10 August 2013 23:32

idiot

lagrimae 9

Sunday 11 August 2013 0:09

smoking will b get you killed someday.

joshuarowe88 5

Sunday 11 August 2013 3:35

Smoking kills.

GraphicAustin 8

Sunday 11 August 2013 8:07

You're lucky that's all that was stolen

SchanzE 0

Sunday 11 August 2013 13:49

Smoking is like paying to die earlier

interesting33 36

Sunday 11 August 2013 19:32

He has issues - I hope he gets help and you are okay OP

laughlots4195 7

Sunday 11 August 2013 19:53

Wait...what the hell?

guci101 14

Monday 12 August 2013 2:10

See! Smoking CAN kill!

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