Transportation: Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could...

By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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Monday 10 December 2012 18:52

that's what all ladies want, right?

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Monday 10 December 2012 18:54

Tell her that seat isn't free. She's gotta dance for it.

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jcrb 11

Friday 22 February 2013 15:57

i fail to see the downside to this.

anonymus2 6

Sunday 20 October 2013 22:36

Whats wrong with that?

chrisstachon 30

Monday 11 November 2013 13:16

DAT ass?

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 2 October 2014 1:28

"Get off my lap you weirdo".

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