Miscellaneous: Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which...

By anon - 29/11/2011 23:59 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML

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HereNReady 13

Friday 2 December 2011 18:10

So did you get the umbrella?

Albin1234 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 6:24

id been like nigga please

Ash1179 17

Tuesday 3 November 2015 20:10

just wait until it all blows over

Skweekr 8

Wednesday 10 August 2016 4:09

Why does this even have any YDI's at all?

Pixiewolfe 46

Thursday 11 May 2017 21:18

my fear of umbrellas just grew reading this FML!!

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