Geek: Today, a friend admitted that the reason I got the nickname Axl...

By Axlgrows - 02/12/2016 16:44

Today, a friend admitted that the reason I got the nickname Axl is because I was an A cup with XL underwear. I guess I should be called Axxl now. FML

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"Hi, I'd like to apply for friendship." "Sure thing! Just fill out this form asking for bra and underwear size." "Uh, okay. What will this be used for?" "Oh, nothing. Don't worry about it *looks down*, Axl."

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WellScrew 6

Tuesday 6 December 2016 9:20

I see that Guns n' Roses reference there...well played

LonelyAngel22 13

Wednesday 7 December 2016 0:11

I had to go back and see whether you were just crazy or not, coz I didn't spot it. But I hadn't looked at OP's name.

derpina72 23

Tuesday 6 December 2016 11:09

Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round, OP!

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