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By Lonely Gay - 22/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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dumboears 8

Wednesday 22 February 2012 15:56

Look on the bright side, you can make a business out of this!

Pelreskovich 11

Wednesday 22 February 2012 15:59

How much? Either way free money is free money! Just keep trying!

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silentblack 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 14:02

So how much did he pay u?

audreycullen101 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 15:52

kik anyone? :) add me! AllYouNeedIsLuv

cheer4everever 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 18:47

Haha. Fyl.

Bebbo_fml 21

Thursday 23 February 2012 21:57

...how much?

OsirisFaction_fml 5

Thursday 23 February 2012 23:34

At least you got something out of .it.

brittany823 0

Friday 24 February 2012 0:14

Sounds like a win to me. ;)

newdals 2

Friday 24 February 2012 13:48

Well, thats different

clm123455 14

Sunday 26 February 2012 11:08

Do work!!

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Sunday 26 February 2012 21:15

His loss x 2

Heinousness 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 3:26

Thanks for your info. You deserve FML of all FML history

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