Transportation: Today, a drunk truck driver taught me a very valuable lesson:... - FML

By Bruised - 07/03/2010 06:09 - Canada

Today, a drunk truck driver taught me a very valuable lesson: Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot. FML

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Perpexel 4

Saturday 3 July 2010 0:53

Holy crap! you guys came up with crazy ideas. The truck driver drove VERY close to me to scare me and then he honked his horn which made me jump and smack into the side of the truck. i was NOT raped or hit by the truck. hope that clears up some things

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DahliaNoir 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 12:21

'Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot' You don't say...

astro_plastic 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 12:21

Surprise buttsex?

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treewolf 5

Monday 15 June 2015 6:55

ydi if you think it's a good idea to take a knee in the middle of the parkinglot to tie your shoes. Have some courtesy for everybody else and some common sense.

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