Health: Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding,... - FML

By shitday - 27/01/2013 23:47 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML

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Monday 28 January 2013 9:09

Your name has to be Brian.

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