Embarrassing, Weddings and Awkward: Toasted

Toasted

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 16:00 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML

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Joseph Elvin Legg 7

Thursday 1 July 2021 1:10

pics or it didn't happen. lol. kidding sorry that happened.

Comments

Bogrbon 27

Wednesday 30 June 2021 2:39

Just be grateful you weren't going commando. They'll never let you live it down, and for years you'll be that one whose underwear everyone saw during the toast at so-and-so's wedding. Just laugh it off and move on.