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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Absecon

Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML

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Even the toilet bowl? Well, on the bright side, you know he can commit to some things.

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I hope you don't have a fear of clowns lol

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Tuesday 29 March 2016 5:38

Blasphemy!

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