This is some cool impression By Lewis - 25/12/2018 00:30 I present to you: Joe Snow, the fire's watch commander! agreeclassic 263 vote type 1 105 Share Tweet Share
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML agreeclassic 508 vote type 1 189
Today, like we do every year, we watched a documentary show's annual Halloween special. Everything is set: food, location, the works. Our so-called uber-religious mom, who always opposes to this because it's "inauspicious", right before it started, hijacked the TV to stay in one channel, The 24-Hour Bible Channel. FML agreeclassic 398 vote type 1 88
Today, I had to hide some Oreos inside my bra to motivate my husband to get close to me. FML agreeclassic 18 224 vote type 1 1 876
Today, I had to explain to my father why it isn't a good idea to shove a metal knife into the toaster when trying to get at a small piece of toast. This man is 45-years-old and has a PhD. FML agreeclassic 43 931 vote type 1 3 783
Today, my dad told me my pregnancy stretch marks were really bad and unsightly, and that I should probably do something about them, as though there was some miracle cure for them that I’m just too lazy to go and buy from the shops. If this gets published, I expect revenge ideas in the comments. FML agreeclassic 944 vote type 1 208
Today, my mom found a box full of stuff she had been looking for. She started going through it and found baby pictures of my sister and me, as well as pictures of the cats. She put my baby pictures back in the box and closed the lid. The cat pictures are now hanging in her living room. FML agreeclassic 52 001 vote type 1 3 849
This is funny unless this is a special needs individual.