They're perfect for each other!

By yosmurf - 11/03/2017 18:00

Today, I took my brother to the ER. His bimbo girlfriend told him he has "ironing board abs" so they had the bright idea of ironing her clothes on his stomach. When the Dr. asked him why he didn't stop if it burned, he said he didn't want to look "like a pussy". He'd have likely drowned if she'd gotten it right and said "washboard abs". FML
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manofmerr 27

"Two things are infinite. The universe, and human stupidity. And im not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

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Cynical_1 26

I hope for the sake of humanity that they don't ever reproduce!

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James Grant 2

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manofmerr 27

"Two things are infinite. The universe, and human stupidity. And im not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

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lexos 16

Don't forget the winrar trial period

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Cynical_1 26

I hope for the sake of humanity that they don't ever reproduce!

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OhPuhleeze 23

I bet they are working on that as I type this. why am I reminded more and more of Idiocracy every day?

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manofmerr 27

I feel like i might need to start working quotes from idiocracy into my comments.

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egnur_mas 19

That was my first thought after reading this.

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slapstick1982 20

Hilariously written. True or not

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livamour 17

Interesting that you insult the girlfriend and not your brother

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sousaphonist 14

This sounds like a narrowly-averted Darwin Award

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James Grant 2

Ironing boards are flat. No one says ironing board abs.

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Catdragon 40

They do say ironing board chests if you're a girl though

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jkjorn 16

Yeah, I think the usual term is "washboard abs", which makes the brother & gf doubly stupid.

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GrannisGoddess26 5

Doesn't sound like the brightest crayon in the box. ?

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