Kids and Disney: They do

They do

By Anonymous - 24/07/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he would be really disappointed if we had kids before we got married, because it would ruin our plans to go to Disney World for our honeymoon. Apparently, kids ruin vacations. FML

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blueknight1st 26

Wednesday 24 July 2019 16:11

They do though.

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I mean he’s right though. I don’t see how your boyfriend not wanting you to have a completely miserable trip is an fml though

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 27 July 2019 4:07

OP says boyfriend and not fiance, and doesn't indicate if she's pregnant right now. So I'm wondering what the current situation is. Are these two engaged? Is OP pregnant? Too many unanswered questions here.