Miscellaneous: The show must go on - FML

The show must go on

By gabess - 04/01/2009 01:59 - France

Today, to amuse my girlfriend, I put on her sexy nightshirt and went out on the balcony for a smoke, all while shaking my booty about in front of her window. She laughed, until one of her neighbors shouted, "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

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Why would you do that?

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Some people just don't like surprises

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By Lola - 26/12/2008 06:32 - France

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

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cobalt_light 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 7:25

That's amazing. Well, at least you got your girlfriend to laugh?

Pankti 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:50

Aww...it's nice you'd so something like that to make your gf laugh ;D

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Wizard_and_glass 0

Monday 9 August 2010 6:47

YDI for smoking.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:47

Don't smoke and this would've turned out better

eatsleeprun 1

Friday 17 February 2012 3:24

Agreed!!!!

kaylapple 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:55

you made your gf laugh.! :]

Sanctimonia13 1

Friday 26 August 2011 19:10

Be glad it wasn't from the lower floor ;)

chickinova 13

Friday 4 November 2011 6:34

Legend! LMFAO

MissAmz 7

Friday 10 August 2012 8:49

I find this FML really cute. ^o^

Whistlee 8

Wednesday 15 August 2012 17:05

Awhh.

rllyfrickenbored 17

Wednesday 1 April 2015 21:52

STOP WITH THE ******* GRAMMAR MISTAKES FML!!!!!!

amberdea404 28

Friday 6 November 2015 15:55

Smoking, now including embarrassment as a side effect.

Strajee 23

Sunday 3 July 2016 7:19

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Today, I went to a pain specialist to get help with my chronic pain. He did not diagnose anything or discuss causes. He then said, "Good luck with that" as I left. Of course, I still got billed. FML

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Today, I learned that my mother almost did a perfect job being a parent when I was a baby. She was clean during the 9 month period I was in the womb. Unfortunately, she stopped right after giving birth to me, celebrated, and started smoking again. I was breastfed. FML

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