Work and Health: The planets aligned

The planets aligned

By Anonymous - 15/08/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML

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Tuesday 16 August 2022 1:01

I hope you're not a stripper. Definitely not in an all-nude place.

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Tuesday 16 August 2022 0:41

Congratulations on the new job.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 16 August 2022 0:41

Congratulations on the new job.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 16 August 2022 1:01

I hope you're not a stripper. Definitely not in an all-nude place.

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