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The good old days

By WOWreally - 25/09/2009 06:24 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my husband in the shower. I got in and we were talking and goofing around and I stuck out my chest and sucked in my stomach being stupid, and my husband said, "Wait! Do it again! That's how you looked when I first met you." FML

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raNDMGUy 5

Friday 25 September 2009 12:04

i reckon he was joking, doesnt sound like something you would say seriously

Piano_Joe 0

Friday 25 September 2009 12:08

Dmi thats harsh! lol i imagine this sort of thing happening to me in 20 years time.

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TayyTayy 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:19

. at least hee remembers... .

windfuelsfire 10

Monday 22 March 2010 17:52

ydi stay in shape

virtue_tm 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 16:42

Your comment : id have drown the bastard in the there.

Jesse_Clara 4

Wednesday 15 December 2010 14:23

yar har fiddley dee being a pirate is all right to be, do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

StalinsHeir 1

Friday 2 December 2011 6:34

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Friday 17 August 2012 7:09

gut shot

DarthVader77 9

Friday 7 June 2013 14:05

Take a hint.

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Thursday 7 November 2013 23:57

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