Work and Embarrassing: The Fall

The Fall

By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 18:00

Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 May 2019 22:02

I’m sure they appreciated the entertainment. People don’t admit they like silly slapstick humor, but deep down, they really do.

Akitakat 31

Friday 10 May 2019 11:29

Let them laugh, karma’s a bitch!

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 May 2019 22:02

I’m sure they appreciated the entertainment. People don’t admit they like silly slapstick humor, but deep down, they really do.

Akitakat 31

Friday 10 May 2019 11:29

Let them laugh, karma’s a bitch!

zuckerburg 21

Friday 10 May 2019 13:12

first days can be tough

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